Dear Friend, Congratulations. You have just purchased the finest air guitar available - a Philson. Each Philson Air Guitar is hand-crafted in a small workshop in Maine from the highest quality oxygen in the United States.
Philson, begun back in 1951 by my Uncle Jack, has flourished into the largest maker of quality air guitars in the United States and Canada.
We are proud of our long-standing commitment to air guitarists everywhere, and pledge our faithful service to you now, and in the future.
We hope you will get as much enjoyment from your new instrument as we have from making it for you.
"Within three weeks, I was rocking like nobody's business.
Thanks, Philson!"
"My Mom said she'd buy me a Philson if I eat this stuff.
Of course, she's lied to me before."
"I recommend a Philson to anyone who plans to persue a career in the performing arts. Plus, it makes a great gift idea!"
"With your easy-to-follow instruction manual, playing air guitar was simple. Now my wife and I are thinking of starting a band!"
